Whenever i see a fat cop on the side of the road, writing a ticket to some poor soul, I’m just like..ew. Get that fat, stupid fuck out of my line of vision. Funny how there are like no attractive/intelligent cops. They are all just fat, ugly, and stupid as fuck. I wonder if they have a checklist for becoming a cop.  It’s like they ask them a series of questions… Are you fat? CHECK! Ugly? CHECK! STUPID AS FUCK? DOUBLE CHECK!!!!

You’re a boxer in the ring
With brass knuckles underneath
You’re the curses through my teeth
You’re the laughter, you’re the obscene

You’re a supplement, you’re a salve
You’re a bandage, pull it off
I think I love you, I think I’m mad

the emperor

I think my cats hate each other. I just heard a sort of low vibrating noise.  At first, I thought it was my phone (which is totes MIA at the moment), but then I go and look outside my door, and they are having their nightly face-off..just staring at each other and growling.

cyberanto:

Infamous Icelandic Horse by kevin mcneal on Flickr.

this song is like pure sex

it’s taylor swift

benny4lava:

i dont think i was ever supposed to be alive and im trying to figure out a way to cope with that realization

“Just go with it” like that terrible ADAM SANDLER MOVIE

o this video is hoppin ya let me luv u down

yeah..to drool on you in your sleep and then kill you

(Source: lovequotesrus)

amorcordaamet:

Holocene- Bon Iver

how sweet, a little tyke roaming around the land of ice and Bon Iver playing.

molls:

Oh my God, Ed, this is just like you, right?

THE LAND OF ICE

procrastinateinpeace:

I CANNOT FIGURE OUT THIS COMPUTER SCIENCE LAB RAWR.

Yes..I, too, turned into a monkey when I went to college..