January 2010
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What’s the time, what’s the day, gonna leave me..
I’m a third generation matchmaker with a 99 percent success rate
Sitting there at that moment I thought of something else Shakespeare said. He...
A diamond is merely a lump of coal that did well under pressure.
– Unknown (via littlemiss)
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Sebastian: I read your manifesto. Annette: You did? Sebastian: Yes. I must say, I found it rather… appalling. Annette: That’s a first. Most people praise me for it. Sebastian: Most people are sheep.
Unless he’s got a crack pipe stuck to his lips, I gotta assume he’s...
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Three months later, the handsome dunce was having an affair with a friend of...