December 2010
12 posts
http://www.wikihow.com/Disguise-Yourself
Putting this on my to-do list.
Come on and lay with me
come on and lie to me
tell me you love me
say I’m the only one.
-DEPECHE MODEy
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Britney Spears
is a conniving cunt with a bachelor’s degree in LABIA FLASHING.
the president
smokes CIGARETTES!!… ISN’T THAT A COMPLETELY TERRIBLE THING FOR A PRESIDENT TO DO?!?! WTF!
PEOPLE ARE LIKE, “OH, A LOT OF PEOPLE SMOKE, WHO CARES IF HE SMOKES?”
PEOPLE CARE BECAUSE…PRESIDENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ROLE MODELS. DUH.
AMERICAN CHILDREN EVERYWHERE HAVE HORRIBLE ROLE MODELS.
this is worse than that little ogre (Miley Cyrus) humping poles on television..
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You’re hiding from yourself, yes you are, yes you are!
like golden rays of sun, in the cloud, AH AH YAAA!
-ROYKSOPP
AN OLDIE FAVORITE.
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CHRISTMAS
MAKES ME WANT TO YELL AT BABIES!
jk…it’s actually pretty cool.
FEIST
I DOWNLOADED FEIST’S DISCOGRAPHY A WHILE AGO..
IT IS VERY UNCOMPLICATED AND DANDY!
IT MAKES ME WANT TO DANCE IN FOUNTAINS AND PEE IN LAKES
IMAGINE THAT!
..
NO… I WILL NOT STOP YELLLING AT YOU!!
I don't know. NVM, I do.
Whenever I contemplate life, I feel like I know everything there is to know, then suddenly I am confused again.. it’s all like confusion, clarity, confusion, clarity..BACK AND FORTH..until finally, I’m just like, fuck this ..and I get goofy and happy again, and I might start laughing about some random memory, and then I start wishing I could live in my memories..and then I’m all...
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The lol secret
Lol does not mean laugh out loud, it actually means.. load of lasagna, so have with it.