Whenever i see a fat cop on the side of the road, writing a ticket to some poor soul, I’m just like..ew. Get that fat, stupid fuck out of my line of vision. Funny how there are like no attractive/intelligent cops. They are all just fat, ugly, and stupid as fuck. I wonder if they have a checklist for becoming a cop.  It’s like they ask them a series of questions… Are you fat? CHECK! Ugly? CHECK! STUPID AS FUCK? DOUBLE CHECK!!!!